I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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