Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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