it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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