I'm lost and stupid without you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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