i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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