were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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