Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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