can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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