She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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