I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize