Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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