How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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