just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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