Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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