Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have already put on my inside pants.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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