why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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