Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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