OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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