What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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