ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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