Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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