dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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