the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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