That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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