They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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