adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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