See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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