i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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