lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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