is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I need to stop coming to work sober
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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