need another drink. this is the easiest way
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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