you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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