ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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