Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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