i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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