Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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