help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we made out on top of his cat.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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