When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You took a bar mat shot.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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