is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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