I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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