Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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