Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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