check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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