So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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