hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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