doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm really into asian looking animals
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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