I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we're making bets on your personal life
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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