i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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