she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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