They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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