I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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